Matron is Back!!!!!

Hurrah hurrah and 3 cheers, skool sossages stand on their heads for Matron is out of the san, stronger and more vibrant and beautiful hem-hem than ever!!! She has missed her visits to the chambers of Purple Towers but is at present striding down the corridors singing her loud troll-songs swinging a bottle of Calpol with gay abandon. Hello hello and thrice hello it's so good to be back me hearties I have missed you all terribly! Get that small dog off the end of that mop Janitor and give her a biscuit . . .

Now what is to be done with Headmistress, the lergy has attacked her sumfink roten and she is refusing to lie down and take it easy, instead much waily waily issues from her chambers as she tries to tackle tasks beyond her enfeebled state - she needs more flowers! Pies! Chocolate! Janitor put the small dog back on the end of that pole and give her a hand for heavens' sake . . .