Children Chocolate & Wine: The Lady and the Chocolate

Monday, May 14, 2007

Thought you would all like this one, I had it on a birthday card last birthday.

THE LADY AND THE CHOCOLATE

CHOCOLATE: You want me Lady don't you? You want me! YOU WANT ME!

LADY: No chocolate, I do not want you, for after pleasure there is SICKNESS and there is GUILT.

CHOCOLATE: That, Lady is the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE. Are you to deny me the
REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE?

LADY: No, chocolate. I would not do that.

CHOCOLATE: Thank you.

(A munching sound is heard, followed by a sigh of pleasure)

At May 14, 2007 9:33 PM , Faith said...

Was it an Edward Monkton thing?

How about this.... entitled 'My chocolate kingdom'

A Fragment of a Dream

and in my chocolate kingdom they brought me great mountains of chocolate and thereof did i eat. And it did not make me ill or ashamed, neither did it put weight on my thighs. For the chocolate was health-giving and nourishing and the more i ate, the more beautiful i became.
At May 14, 2007 9:33 PM , WesterWitch/Headmistress said...

Well I for one would never deny chocoalte it's reason for existence.
At May 15, 2007 9:32 AM , Wizzard said...

Yes Faith, it was an Edward Monkton card.
I like the sound of the chocolate kingdom.
I know the extremes WW will go to for chocolate!!!
At May 15, 2007 11:08 AM , Milla said...

I like the glory of the handbag one, too!
At May 15, 2007 11:40 AM , Exmoorjane said...

Oh Gawd, and there I was having made it to nearly noon without thinking about chocolate!
At May 15, 2007 11:48 AM , WesterWitch/Headmistress said...

I didn't know that was Edward Monkton - I love Edward Monkton . . .did you know you can get T-shirts printed up of his cards?

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