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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Confessions of a serial mower - a boob job



Well poor old Mousie was quite overcome with old silicone granny yesterday and has
done a bit of DIY enlargements with the help of some Lakeland cedar balls. So much nicer and natural. She is seen here reclining against the laptop for all to see. You may have to double click to appreciate the full spectacle!! She will no doubt go totally global!

posted by countrymousie @ 10:38 AM  

18 Comments:

  • At May 17, 2007 11:06 AM , Blogger WesterWitch/Headmistress said...

    Go mousey.

    Actually Lixtroll has the rest of the pictures of Silicone Granny. She is we suspect terminally anorexic.

     

  • At May 17, 2007 11:09 AM , Blogger countrymousie said...

    I thought that also - there is thin and thin - perhaps she is very very ill. I didnt like to say too much incase she was dying!

     

  • At May 17, 2007 11:14 AM , Blogger Suffolkmum said...

    Love Mousie's 'country natural' look!

     

  • At May 17, 2007 11:19 AM , Blogger WesterWitch/Headmistress said...

    Could be wrong - but from the Boob job and the way she carries herself and the little bikini and her obvious enjoyment of being thin - she is an anorexic. Dressed she probably looks like an amazing clothes horse. She also has the longest arms I have ever seen.

     

  • At May 17, 2007 11:27 AM , Blogger KittyB said...

    The granny or the mouse, westerwitch?
    I haven't seen the granny, too scared to look. Nice boobies, mouse. I'm all in favour of a little bit of help if nature hasn't provided what you think it should have, you know. Although cedar balls, while natural and aromatic, may be a bit lumpy for my liking. No moths in the old bra, though.

     

  • At May 17, 2007 11:29 AM , Blogger Grouse said...

    I wonder if this is the basque and sling-back wellies culprit?

     

  • At May 17, 2007 11:35 AM , Blogger WesterWitch/Headmistress said...

    Oh dear not sure now . . . .wailed the witch! The Granny, yes that's right the Granny!

     

  • At May 17, 2007 12:10 PM , Blogger toady said...

    Can Mousie still look down and see her feet{paws}?

     

  • At May 17, 2007 12:55 PM , Blogger Faith said...

    I havent dared look either Kitty! Mousie your boobies are great. Wish it was as easy for the rest of us. Mind you,I like mine - one of the only bits I like!

     

  • At May 17, 2007 1:29 PM , Blogger lixtroll said...

    Mousie is so alluring she has made me want a laptop just like that one! She should be selling natty sportscars or something, draped all voluptuously like that!

     

  • At May 17, 2007 2:00 PM , Blogger sally's chateau said...

    Oh Mousie you are going to love it round the pool at Le Chateau !

     

  • At May 17, 2007 2:30 PM , Blogger Pondside said...

    Mousie, you were just fine before, but if you think that you NEED a boob job, then I support you all the way. I must say that you look a little "Tom Jones Milkmaid-ish" with the new bumbs in your dirndle dress!

     

  • At May 17, 2007 2:58 PM , Blogger SueInAlmondbury said...

    Excellent choice for new boobettes, no chance of silicon leakage, but watch out for splinters...

     

  • At May 17, 2007 3:34 PM , Blogger The Country Craft Angel said...

    A friend of mine has recenty had an enlargement and said she feels like a new woman. Not for me, although I wish I had a bit more!!
    May try the cedar balls!!

    warm wishes

    xx

     

  • At May 17, 2007 4:08 PM , Blogger countrymousie said...

    I have a friend who has just had hers reduced rather dramatically - she says she feels transformed - now she wants other stuff done - she says its addictive. Doesnt like her tummy now she can see it!!

     

  • At May 17, 2007 6:00 PM , Blogger KittyB said...

    I know someone who went up in size and someone who went down, both are changed women - went from actively hating their chests, feeling ugly and freakish, dreading summer and flimsy clothes (you can hide anything under a woolly jumper), to wearing tight tops, revealing dresses and celebrating their boobies! So It's a Good Thing. I'm in favour.

     

  • At May 17, 2007 9:00 PM , Blogger Withy Brook said...

    I'm worried about Mousie - the one in the picture. She appears to have only 1 leg. Where is the other one. The boob job is excellent, but maybe she needs a leg one too?

     

  • At May 18, 2007 12:04 AM , Blogger CAMILLA said...

    Tucked under her skirt I think Withy. Mousie, sure you have not been watching too much of ze programme of HELLO HELLO, YOU KNOW THE ONE WIZ ZE BIG BOOBIES!

     

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